I has a strategic plan

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself five years?

Hercule Ping: ...

How to protect one's ear fluffs.

I has a hat! We are grey! We are colour coordinated!

We are fabulous.

Twine 'tack

'tack 'tack 'tack 'tack 'tack

nom nom

vom

BRB

Going to Africa to take a course on catching gazelle.

Bamboozled tails

Fact: My tail is as wide as my head.
Fact: I has a bamboo!

Oh hai!

When I look at you from this angle, you look like a gazelle. I like gazelle.

Lesson one: Basic Hercule Ping anatomy